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The Dark Knight
PG-13
I am gonna go ahead and give it the extra half-star despite the two-face soul-searching existential nonsense sub-plot. Pretty fantastic action movie - very satisfying. Gotta admit though i am a bit nervous what they are gonna do for eye-candy in the next one...
WALL-E
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Fun and wonderfully creative but actually a bit overhyped. I don't think the characters here are gonna prove to be as iconic and lovable as toy story, monsters or any of the best disney films.
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Fried Green Tomatoes
by .:SexiVixxENposted 3 hours ago -
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Step Brothers
by .:SexiVixxENToo Freakin funny!!! OMG!! If you liked the humor and storyline of Walk Hard the Dewey Cox story,or possibly Semi-Pro you will love this,it's completely ridiculous but a great time,you will laugh your ass off!Check it out!
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L.A. Confidential
by .:SexiVixxENWow!! What an amazing movie! Another one I can't believe I waited so long to see.I am becoming a huge Guy Pearce fan and really fast.This was a huge amazing cast,so many twists and turns,and Dam DIRTY cops I swear! Anyway don't like I did this is a very enjoyable movie lots of action and scandal,Check it out! =)
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posted 2 days ago -
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The Ex
by .:SexiVixxENSee this movie,when your in the comedy mood.Great cast,Plus anytime you can get bitchslapped with a Pork Chop,you are really going somewhere.Paul Rudd,Zach Braff and Jason Bateman just a few of the great cast members,Soooo funny,Thumbs up for this one!!My type of comedy right here Baby!
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posted 3 days ago -
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The Business of Being Born
by .:SexiVixxENA documentary with an eye opening look of the cash crop that should have NEVER been.This film shows that although we have moved leaps and bounds from the unreal barbaric Labor and delivery rooms of the 20's and 30's advancing but maybe in the wrong direction.In the U.S. it is no longer about what is safe and best for Mom and baby,its about get em' in and get em' out.Like a factory,and how much drugs are pushed on laboring women (whether they want it or not) to help speed that process along.I was really shocked by alot that I saw.Also this movie shows that C-section births are now more than 1-3 births,If that is not a jaw dropper alone.It's now become the norm to completely remove the womanhood and natural process completely from the mother of the birth experience.Anyway its been 15 years since I have been in a delivery room,and lucky enough with both boys to never need a C-section.Ladies,If you are pregnant or already a mom you will appreciate this film that none other than Ricki Lake has put together,very well done.You might even need a few tissues,I guarantee,seeing all those sweet little newborns will take each and every one of you right back to the moment you first looked into the eyes of your little one.=)
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Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
by .:SexiVixxENAbsolutely Hilarious! They could have not picked a better cast if they tried.It was fantastic to see James Earl Hones again.Mike Epps rocks my socks,Love that guy.Anyway if you just want a great comedy that might all too well remind you of all the "great" qualities in your family and give you many,many laughs along the way,I highly recommend this movie =)
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posted 9 days ago -
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The Wackness
by .:SexiVixxENPretty good flick,Its fairly basic,People trying to figure themselves out,at all ages.Cool cast collaboration too.I dread locked Mary-Kate Olson,I can do without.But Ben Kingsley was awesome in this.Pretty cool flick,Check it out,You cannot go wrong with a movie that has a dog in it named Jesus Christ.=)
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posted 12 days ago -
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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
by DI was hoping the Journey to the Center of the Earth was a one time bad hit. Unfortunately it was not. This is the first movie I walked out of in my entire life.
It pretty much did all the wrong things the 4th Indiana Jones did. Ages the main character beyond usability, add a shitty son co-star and a wife that is a waste of screen space. Secondly, the Asian that is the boys love interest (wow did it feel forced) was unbelievable and also useless. The script felt dry, forced and tasteless. The action was so fast moving with little in-between that they pretty much crammed the movie down your throat. They really tried to make 3-4 hours fit into 2 hours (which was hard enough to try to reach the end of). Finally, Jet Li is in the movie for like 15 minutes even if you count him NOT in his human Jet-Li form.
The 'mummy' enemy has been overdone and overexposed. The "jokes" are really just horribly bad quips that we don't give a crap, then they throw Yeti's and all the other randomly made-up crap at you. You totally get the feeling that they had no real story, they just tried to see how much magical and mystical bullshit the audience would buy.
Judging from the ratings on Flixster, they like eating shit. I hate to say these bad things, because Fraser is my home-boy. I love his performances, but there is nothing left that was good from the first to in the series to bring to this. They turned an original and stylized character who was mortal to the feeling like you're watching a cross between a bad zombie movie and bad comedy. It's just so unbearable I can't even write anymore.
The only thing I hope, the only thing I pray for is that this is not the end of Brendan Fraser's usefulness. That is all I care about, I mean, Jet-Li sold his soul to hollywood. This we know, I've accepted this. But Brendan, I just don't think I could take that.Un-recommendation. It hurts me to say it. Why Fraser... why?
posted 13 days ago -
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Sleepwalking
by .:SexiVixxENThis flick was pretty alright.Nick Stahl plays the brother to Charlize Theron,who is in trouble ,partying it up and basically a mess, with a mess of a life and pre-teen daughter dragged all over to hell and back with her.The acting was good,I had never seen Nick Stahl in anything before so,So far so good there.My little Annasophia Robb,I tell you what this beautiful little girl has so much ahead,she is so talented and did really well in this role.Dennis Hopper,Lord knows I love him but good lord the man plays the meanest old bastard you have ever seen.Pretty good,Not phenomenal but worth watching.=)
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posted 14 days ago -
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The Dark Knight
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Simply put, this is the best adaptation of anything anywhere into film. Up until now the only "villains" you have seen in any comic movie (let alone many movies made-to-date) has lacked substance and depth. From the opening scene of a Gotham crime in broad daylight to the final scenes we see a city that we have never really known before. Policed by comical figures and protected by a plastic suite wearing, bad one lining Batman. We finally (including the Batman Begins) have a villain that feels so eerily real you get shivers down your spine and a city so torn and chaotic that there are points where you feel lost and hopeless in your seat.
For me this was the best cinematic experience I have ever had, and would pay to see it again not out of boredom or "nothing better to do" or just to have another friend to see it with me. Fuck the friend, I want to see it again myself. The film itself is, in my opinion, flawless. The characters were cast to the T, the parts were played to perfection and the film itself, with seamless accuracy pulled the real sadistic and chaotic world of Gotham and made you almost live it in your seat. At almost every moment of portrayal of the Joker, it hit every note that I was looking for in who he truly is, on paper and in reality. He is psychotically thrilling and devilishly accurate (even for a psych major).
I can't say enough good things about this film, I really wanted to find at least one flaw in it, and every time I looked, all I found was something else that amazed me. The surgically accurate portrayal of a truly psychotic man that is only motivated to see the world burn, a Batman who really cannot find himself and the mind games between them. I really felt the hard hearted feeling for the long arm of the law of Gotham; almost so that it was depressing watch it. The movie had triumph, truth and tragedy. I have never walked away from a film so satisfied or surprised as at the moment I saw this film. It is the ONLY film in a theatre that I almost gave it the standing ovation, literally standing and clapping. If I had seen it in the opening week, I guarantee I would have, as well as many others in the stands.
The only criticisms I have heard is that the fight scenes are too quick or that Batman's voice is unreal. First, the voice is not unreal and believe it or not that's how it's supposed to be (whether his own naturally produced voice or modified in some way by technology). There's a reason police officers are trained to speak in deep monotone and commanding voices, it's a psychological tactic (read a book). Secondly, the average fist fight lasts less than 30 seconds (check your almanac). Finally I found both parts only to increase the mood and reality of the film. The manner in which Bruce fights or is injured is both believable and completely logical for his character, the same goes for the Joker. Much attention was paid by both actors to their speech and delivery as well as the directors conveyance of how the two battle (the Joker would never fight Batman one-on-one or fair). These only made the movie the flawless piece of work I said it was.
I was initially opposed to the probability of nominating Ledger. I have since changed my mind. Not that he should win, but I think it is impossible for him to miss the ballot at this point. Even if he had not died he would have a strong chance of being nominated, which would've surprised me had I not seen the film. Now, it seems inevitable based on his performance.
Enjoy!It may seem a little late, but I can't help but just want to praise the beauty and complexity of this film.
posted 15 days ago -
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by .:SexiVixxENDammit!! Oh Hell no! This is one I will never watch again.My stomach is still in knots for God's sakes.This movie scared the crap out of me.This IS NOT your typical Hollyowwd Horror flick,NO it' not.At least with those you know when you are gonna jump,With this no chance,If you do NOT like scary movies or suspense don't even try this.If you are a horror fan bump this to the top of your list.Better ,scarier and bloodier than I had imagined.I have read alot of rave reviews about this and been really wanting to see it,now I know what all the hype is about,It was totally worth it.Ok,I am gonna go take some Pepto now.See Ya!
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posted 15 days ago -
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Billy Elliot
by .:SexiVixxENI remember I wanted to see this movie forever ago when it came out,just got around to it tonight.This is hands down one of the best movies I have ever seen.A great cast and a great story of a boy that simple just loved to dance pure and simple.I have a huge soft spot for the underdog movies and boy this fits it to a T.If you have not had the pleasure of seeing this amazing film make it the next on your list because it is truly that special.Billy Elliot-AMAZING!
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posted 18 days ago -
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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
by .:SexiVixxENAwww gawd!! How cool is this movie! Dam I loved this,another one I for some dumb reason had no interest in seeing.It was so good.I have to stop doing that I am missing way too many really good movies.If you haven't seen this check it out,awesome chick flick!
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